What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Can I know a love story of a medical student?

Me : No

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Mario Kart World wouldn’t be in the running for Game of the Year even if it was perfect - polygon.com

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Thank you.

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : I don't drink

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Why do so many people like life?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Tea ?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Sure.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : I'm 24.